Thursday, April 21, 2011
Its Official I am NUTS !!
Thought I would give you an update on me and the baby.
Baby is great! I am officially CRAZY! Call in the strait jackets and come and get me!
Because this is what I do lately…..
· I forget things.
· I remember things I should forget.
· I tell my husband to slice up all the computers for dinner, instead of saying eggplants… (Yeah... because those two words are soooo similar)!! NOT
· I tip over and sway for no reason at all.
· I drop and break things…often.
· I panic and cry over many really weird things.
· I worry and have bad dreams about hail, tornados and the world coming to an end.
· I think about getting more unattractive every day.
· I spend at least 15-30 mins a day investigating the blotchy discoloration brown spots, my resent chest/face acne, and strange new hairs all over my body.
· I accuse my husband of plotting against me.
· I worry that I will never be myself again.
· I start something and don’t finish it….at least 4 times a day.
· I ignore my household chores, and then complain I am too busy.
· I feel insecure and overwhelmed by all the things I have ignored.
· I weigh myself every day, and freak out with each new pound.
· I think my husband’s laugh at times sounds slightly like Satan’s, and yes, I would know what Satan’s laugh sounds like!
· I cry about being completely dependent on my husband and needing him too much.
· I worry he will leave me once I am huge and vulnerable.
· I think I have become the most intolerable person ever, and would understand if he did leave me, then I cry harder.
So ladies….tell me. Am I certifiably crazy…and yes, I already know that I was crazy, but I am bringing this sh*t to a whole new level.